I´m so **** up!!!

There´s another book I borrowed from library - Kate Jacobs Comfort food - in my language it´s translated as The love goes through tummy. That´s right (in my case, of course) - when the man can cook tasty food, it means he´s good at bed & when he also speaks spanish - OMG, it´s a cherry on a cake!! Luv it!
However, I thought the book I chose, is good, but isn´t, it´s a shit! In the beginning I had an idea of a young woman cooking yummy foods (Penelope Cruz´s movie) giving advices how to make everything in the kitchen purfect, but when I noticed that there´s a 50 years old grandma bitch, it was like a shit on the eye. Fock it! Fock it! Fock it! The women CAN´T write good books about cooking!
Anyway, it´s my fault that I chose this book, but I´m sick of the historical novels, they ain´t interesting for me anymore - the sensitive virgin waits for her prince to come with a key to unlock her chastity belt. I wanna read bout ambitious women who ain´t worried to do whatever for their career. I ain´t the go-getter if you think that, I´m too lazy, lor, but I´d like to be like the strong women, not a baby girl who doesn´t want to grow up.