Why me???

I was in town buyin food for my hammies when suddenly there appeared the most fockable man I´ve ever seen; I swear it´s true!
After a while I was standin in line when The Mr. Divine reached me, & !Toma!, why am I so unlucky?
The prob was that his height was bout 150cm, & I was lookin at him from above, coz I got 158!
I know that sometimes it doesn´t matter how tall we are, but it was so funny when he stared at me from down.
The men should be always taller than women, it´s normal, it´s natural &...&...I dunno, I can´t explain it; if I had smaller papi, I didn´t feel OK...